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i got sum ideas..............
1) see how long it takes for a snail to run 1 mile on a running machine
2) see how many hits it takes with a blomonge to knock a kangaroo unconscious
3) see how many different colours, types and flavours of sperm can be made in the male testes at one time
4) see how many old people actually wear wigs
5) inject a gerbil with steroiids and see if it can bite through a big vibrator
6) see how many chickens it takes to make a cheese cake
7) find a cow with 3432434 udders and see how much milk it can produce whilst being tickeled by a banjo in 10 mins
8) try and find an actual flavor difference in jelly babies and smarties (cept orange ones)
9) devise an experiment to see if Mrs Sweeny is actually a man that has an IQ of below 10 and is actually really mental ??
10)Keep prodding me ad see how long it takes befor i belt u one

Ne suggestions........
Pete

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