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There's a Sofa on the landing...

...Andrew's guide to stealing a Sofa from the front room when your parents are away...

First, make sure that your parents are out, and not going to be coming back for a while...then find a willing volunteer, before manoeuvering the sofa out the front room, and up the stairs.


...rest for a bit...seeing as it is a mighty heavy sofa...


...realise that there is no way in hell that a 34 inch wide sofa is going to fit into a 28 inch wide door...panic.
Consider removing the casters with a hacksaw, before getting talked into removing the door...


Garner the assistance of a willing volunteer, and remove the door...


...place door in slightly comedic position, as so..."there's a DOOR...in my ROOM"...


Somehow get the sofa around a wobbly bookcase, and various chests of drawers, before placing in a strategic position in the room.


Realise just how much crap you've got lying around...and throw it all out...

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