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Convertomatic says:
Good evening madam, I would like to take this oppurtunity to tell you about some of the exciting things about Scientology.

...Jackie... says:
yeeeaaaaa

Convertomatic says:
For instance, did you know that for a small donation, you too could live immortally under the rule of Lt Ron Hubbard?

...Jackie... says:
is that so

...Jackie... says:
thats nice

Convertomatic says:
Isn't it?

...Jackie... says:
who r u

Convertomatic says:
A person simply concerned about the wellbeings of this planet, and it's time the chuch of Scientology was recognised as a true religion.

...Jackie... says:
hmm

...Jackie... says:
ur weird

Convertomatic says:
No, I am not weird, it is you that is weird for not believing that The Church of Scientolgy is the way forward.

...Jackie... says:
yea..well...

Convertomatic says:
You know, there's a lot to be learned from eating babies.

Convertomatic says:
We're not just simply money-grubbing satanists posing as religious nuts.

Convertomatic says:
Would you like some promotional leaflets?

Convertomatic says:
Ma'am?

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