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DJMatt - Back To Usual Prices says:
???

Myles says:
Good Evening Mr Hamer, I do hope you are getting on well with your computing project.

DJMatt - Back To Usual Prices says:
jobs a gudden

Myles says:
I trust that means you have working code, and full documentation?

DJMatt - Back To Usual Prices says:
jobs a gudden

Myles says:
I expect to see this on my desk, first thing tomorrow morning then.

Myles says:
If the job is indeed, "a gudden".

DJMatt - Back To Usual Prices says:
hahaah

Myles says:
The reason I am contacting you at this late hour (past your bedtime, no doubt) is that we have had reports from various technicians about your use of the school network.

DJMatt - Back To Usual Prices says:
oh yes? what have they sed?

Myles says:
Apparent missuses of the VNC program, and the use of an "anonomiser" to trick our proxy server into allowing you to see amateur gay porn sites, no doubt.

DJMatt - Back To Usual Prices says:
hahahahahahahaahahahhaha

Myles says:
Therefore, I would request that you stop doing these things, and request that you point me in the direction of this
anonomiser, sometimes the other technicians get quite nosey. One minute you're looking at your favourite barbie fan-fiction, next someone comes in and you have to quit quickly and hope noone checks the proxy reports.

Myles says:
Mr Hamer, co-operating with me thus could increase your A-Level marks.

DJMatt - Back To Usual Prices says:
hey, quality, i like the sound of that. didnt know you had a sly side, sir !

Myles says:
Well, I have just had some steak.

Myles says:
And I'm sure you know how that sets me in the mood, not only for steak.

Myles says:
If you catch my drift, brother.

DJMatt - Back To Usual Prices says:
cor blimey

Myles says:
I must go, my wife is expecting me, and I don't like to keep her waiting.

DJMatt - Back To Usual Prices says:
so..are you both ways ?? if u catch my drift?

Myles says:
No Mr Hamer, I do not "catch your drift".

DJMatt - Back To Usual Prices says:
oh well.

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