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Devin says:
who....are you?
Convertomatic says:
Hello Sir, I am here on behalf of the Jehova's witnesses, would you be interested in me taking up a few moments of your time?
Convertomatic says:
Could I be so bold, as to enquire about your religious beliefs?
Devin says:
um....im not to religious
Devin says:
could you tell me who the hell you are?
Devin says:
or should i say random things, to a random person like you?
Convertomatic says:
I am merely a servent of God, here to spread joy and happiness by teaching people of the way of our lord.
Devin says:
right
Devin says:
im sure i know you
Convertomatic says:
Maybe you do, we're all brothers on this planet we call Earth.
Devin says:
LMFAO
Convertomatic says:
LMFAO, I do not understand.
Convertomatic says:
Is that a form of prayer?
Convertomatic says:
Would you like to pray with me? I have my bible with me now.
Devin says:
no
Devin says:
yes, its my language
Devin says:
means: "laughing my fucking ass off"
Devin says:
....at you
Convertomatic says:
Oh my, the language of the young today.
Devin says:
sure, yes
Convertomatic says:
You must repent young sir, repent for your foulness.
Devin says:
excuse you, unless i must not use "my language" and make it clear
Devin says:
"i am woman"
Convertomatic says:
Oh, I am terribly sorry Madam, please forgive me, I knew not.
Devin says:
uh-huh
Devin says:
so, who are you
Convertomatic says:
Could I send you some promotional literature?
Devin says:
"oh great son of God"
Convertomatic says:
Please?
Devin says:
no
Devin says:
im not that religious
Convertomatic says:
I did not say I was the son of God, for he is Jesus, the one, the only.
Devin says:
i dont go to church
Devin says:
"we are his chilren"
Convertomatic says:
I am merely a messenger, wishing to invite people into God's garden, and eat from God's elderberry tree.
Devin says:
no thanx, i have a fridge
Convertomatic says:
Are you sure, they're very nice.
Convertomatic says:
I had some with chips the other day, de-licious.
Devin says:
hm
Devin says:
sounds....delightful...if i were in a religious state of mind
Devin says:
now, spill, who are you
Devin says:
someone from england, im sure
Convertomatic says:
My name, if you must know, is Judith.
Devin says:
Judith...interesting, okay, i'll play along
Devin says:
my name is Elvereth
Devin says:
nice to meet you
Devin says:
blah, blah, blah
Convertomatic says:
Alas, I must bid thee fairwell fair Elvereth, for my bible study group is calling me, they're one short for scrabble.
Devin says:
uh-huh...peter mabe?
Convertomatic says:
No, Peter is out spreading the word of God in the surrounding neighbourhood.
Devin says:
you have a strange imagination
Devin says:
makes me wonder if you have skitsifrenia
Devin says:
however the hell you spell it
Convertomatic says:
I have no imagination, I am not allowed an imagination.
Convertomatic says:
Imagination cause wrong thoughts, evil thoughts, thoughts of, men.
Devin says:
yes, actually they do...for...me
Devin says:
this is pete..isnt it?
Devin says:
hmmm
Devin says:
i think so
Convertomatic says:
No, this is Judith.
Devin says:
nah
Devin says:
pete
Devin says:
im sure
Convertomatic says:
No, Judith, bitch
Convertomatic says:
I am sorry, I must now repent my sins.
Devin says:
ha
Devin says:
yeah
Convertomatic says:
Goodbye child.
Devin says:
yes repent...or pay with my fist
Devin says:
yeah..its late over there im sure
Devin says:
one 'o clock
Devin says:
hm