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Devin says:
who....are you?

Convertomatic says:
Hello Sir, I am here on behalf of the Jehova's witnesses, would you be interested in me taking up a few moments of your time?

Convertomatic says:
Could I be so bold, as to enquire about your religious beliefs?

Devin says:
um....im not to religious

Devin says:
could you tell me who the hell you are?

Devin says:
or should i say random things, to a random person like you?

Convertomatic says:
I am merely a servent of God, here to spread joy and happiness by teaching people of the way of our lord.

Devin says:
right

Devin says:
im sure i know you

Convertomatic says:
Maybe you do, we're all brothers on this planet we call Earth.

Devin says:
LMFAO

Convertomatic says:
LMFAO, I do not understand.

Convertomatic says:
Is that a form of prayer?

Convertomatic says:
Would you like to pray with me? I have my bible with me now.

Devin says:
no

Devin says:
yes, its my language

Devin says:
means: "laughing my fucking ass off"

Devin says:
....at you

Convertomatic says:
Oh my, the language of the young today.

Devin says:
sure, yes

Convertomatic says:
You must repent young sir, repent for your foulness.

Devin says:
excuse you, unless i must not use "my language" and make it clear

Devin says:
"i am woman"

Convertomatic says:
Oh, I am terribly sorry Madam, please forgive me, I knew not.

Devin says:
uh-huh

Devin says:
so, who are you

Convertomatic says:
Could I send you some promotional literature?

Devin says:
"oh great son of God"

Convertomatic says:
Please?

Devin says:
no

Devin says:
im not that religious

Convertomatic says:
I did not say I was the son of God, for he is Jesus, the one, the only.

Devin says:
i dont go to church

Devin says:
"we are his chilren"

Convertomatic says:
I am merely a messenger, wishing to invite people into God's garden, and eat from God's elderberry tree.

Devin says:
no thanx, i have a fridge

Convertomatic says:
Are you sure, they're very nice.

Convertomatic says:
I had some with chips the other day, de-licious.

Devin says:
hm

Devin says:
sounds....delightful...if i were in a religious state of mind

Devin says:
now, spill, who are you

Devin says:
someone from england, im sure

Convertomatic says:
My name, if you must know, is Judith.

Devin says:
Judith...interesting, okay, i'll play along

Devin says:
my name is Elvereth

Devin says:
nice to meet you

Devin says:
blah, blah, blah

Convertomatic says:
Alas, I must bid thee fairwell fair Elvereth, for my bible study group is calling me, they're one short for scrabble.

Devin says:
uh-huh...peter mabe?

Convertomatic says:
No, Peter is out spreading the word of God in the surrounding neighbourhood.

Devin says:
you have a strange imagination

Devin says:
makes me wonder if you have skitsifrenia

Devin says:
however the hell you spell it

Convertomatic says:
I have no imagination, I am not allowed an imagination.

Convertomatic says:
Imagination cause wrong thoughts, evil thoughts, thoughts of, men.

Devin says:
yes, actually they do...for...me

Devin says:
this is pete..isnt it?

Devin says:
hmmm

Devin says:
i think so

Convertomatic says:
No, this is Judith.

Devin says:
nah

Devin says:
pete

Devin says:
im sure

Convertomatic says:
No, Judith, bitch

Convertomatic says:
I am sorry, I must now repent my sins.

Devin says:
ha

Devin says:
yeah

Convertomatic says:
Goodbye child.

Devin says:
yes repent...or pay with my fist

Devin says:
yeah..its late over there im sure

Devin says:
one 'o clock

Devin says:
hm

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