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...boredom is a funny thing sometimes...
andrew: gawd...so bored...
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): aaaaaaaah
andrew: ...nothing to do...
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): me too
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): me either
andrew: ...maybe i could declare war against lesser states...
andrew: ...nah...that would take too long...
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): yey
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): can i help?
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): aww
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): with my help it would be twice as fats
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): fast even
andrew: ook then...umm...who do we declare war on...?
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): lithuania
andrew: ok then...here's the official statement...
andrew: "Laura Booth and Andrew Baillie hereby declare war against the state of Lithuania"
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): woo!
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): what now?
andrew: ...now what...?
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): hehe!
andrew: ...umm...
andrew: can i be the "Supereme Commander of all things Firey and Gun-like That Go Bang?"
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): yep
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): what can i be?
andrew: you can be...
andrew: "Commander-in-Cheif of all really hard maths problems"...?
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): cool
andrew: right...now what do we do, oh Commander-in-Cheif of all really hard maths problems...?
andrew: ...i suggest we move forces into the lower-eastern sector...
andrew: and fire some weapons into the buildings there, try and blow some stuff up...
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): coooooooooooooool!
andrew: then any resistance we whack with big pointy sticks until they die of death...?
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): can we use machine guns?
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): oh ok:)
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): that sounds fun
andrew: yes, i do believe we can use machine guns too...
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): woo
andrew: you better run that through a really hard maths equation, to see if it's mathmatically strategic...
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): ok
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): and ....
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): yes it is
andrew: did you use the "forces + big guns * giant explosions = -enemy forces" equation...?
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): yes of course
andrew: just checking to see if you hadn't developed anything new...
andrew: right...so we propse to move forces into the lower east sector and blow things up...
andrew: but...do we have any forces...?
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): me and u?
andrew: right...well i have a screwdriver and an elastic band...what about you...?
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): erm a lilt can and a pencil
andrew: maybe if we took them into a warehouse filled with toothpaste cartons, 5 minutes later we'd have weapons...?
andrew: ..it always seemed to work on the a-team, anyway...
andrew: ...or...maybe we should just give in and admit defeat...?
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): noooo1
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): never *admit* defeat
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): always pretend u won
andrew: oh, right...i see now...we can pretend we won now...then in like 8 years time, someone will make a movie of our great victory over the lithuanian "rebels"...?
andrew: well, if that's the case...
andrew: "Oh, what a great victory for the combined forces of Laura and Andrew, let us rejoice with a feast of cheese and ribena..."
andrew: andrew: oh, right...i see now...we can pretend we won now...then in like 8 years time, someone will make a movie of our great victory over the lithuanian "rebels"...?
andrew: andrew: well, if that's the case...
andrew: andrew: "Oh, what a great victory for the combined forces of Laura and Andrew, let us rejoice with a feast of cheese and ribena...
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): woo!!!
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): cool plan
andrew: and, at this victory feast, i am afraid to offer my resignment from the post of Supereme Commander of all things Firey and Gun-like That Go Bang?
andrew: ...minus the "?"
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): why?:(
andrew: this last war has taken a lot out of my spirit...i no longer get the same rush from blowing things up with big guns, and beating people about the head with large blunt objects...
andrew: ...i must resign for the sake of the world, Laura...
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): awwwwwwwwwww:'(
I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): touching
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