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...boredom is a funny thing sometimes...

andrew: gawd...so bored...

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): aaaaaaaah

andrew: ...nothing to do...

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): me too

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): me either

andrew: ...maybe i could declare war against lesser states...

andrew: ...nah...that would take too long...

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): yey

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): can i help?

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): aww

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): with my help it would be twice as fats

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): fast even

andrew: ook then...umm...who do we declare war on...?

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): lithuania

andrew: ok then...here's the official statement...

andrew: "Laura Booth and Andrew Baillie hereby declare war against the state of Lithuania"

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): woo!

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): what now?

andrew: ...now what...?

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): hehe!

andrew: ...umm...

andrew: can i be the "Supereme Commander of all things Firey and Gun-like That Go Bang?"

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): yep

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): what can i be?

andrew: you can be...

andrew: "Commander-in-Cheif of all really hard maths problems"...?

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): cool

andrew: right...now what do we do, oh Commander-in-Cheif of all really hard maths problems...?

andrew: ...i suggest we move forces into the lower-eastern sector...

andrew: and fire some weapons into the buildings there, try and blow some stuff up...

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): coooooooooooooool!

andrew: then any resistance we whack with big pointy sticks until they die of death...?

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): can we use machine guns?

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): oh ok:)

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): that sounds fun

andrew: yes, i do believe we can use machine guns too...

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): woo

andrew: you better run that through a really hard maths equation, to see if it's mathmatically strategic...

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): ok

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): and ....

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): yes it is

andrew: did you use the "forces + big guns * giant explosions = -enemy forces" equation...?

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): yes of course

andrew: just checking to see if you hadn't developed anything new...

andrew: right...so we propse to move forces into the lower east sector and blow things up...

andrew: but...do we have any forces...?

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): me and u?

andrew: right...well i have a screwdriver and an elastic band...what about you...?

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): erm a lilt can and a pencil

andrew: maybe if we took them into a warehouse filled with toothpaste cartons, 5 minutes later we'd have weapons...?

andrew: ..it always seemed to work on the a-team, anyway...

andrew: ...or...maybe we should just give in and admit defeat...?

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): noooo1

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): never *admit* defeat

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): always pretend u won

andrew: oh, right...i see now...we can pretend we won now...then in like 8 years time, someone will make a movie of our great victory over the lithuanian "rebels"...?

andrew: well, if that's the case...

andrew: "Oh, what a great victory for the combined forces of Laura and Andrew, let us rejoice with a feast of cheese and ribena..."

andrew: andrew: oh, right...i see now...we can pretend we won now...then in like 8 years time, someone will make a movie of our great victory over the lithuanian "rebels"...?

andrew: andrew: well, if that's the case...

andrew: andrew: "Oh, what a great victory for the combined forces of Laura and Andrew, let us rejoice with a feast of cheese and ribena...

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): woo!!!

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): cool plan

andrew: and, at this victory feast, i am afraid to offer my resignment from the post of Supereme Commander of all things Firey and Gun-like That Go Bang?

andrew: ...minus the "?"

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): why?:(

andrew: this last war has taken a lot out of my spirit...i no longer get the same rush from blowing things up with big guns, and beating people about the head with large blunt objects...

andrew: ...i must resign for the sake of the world, Laura...

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): awwwwwwwwwww:'(

I confess, I'm (not) deluded and self obsessed (r): touching

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