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hello. yesterday, i embarked upon a quest to seek out the holy Gibson Les Paul guitar of my dreams, and to play upon such a wonderous instrument, which i did indeed acheive.

the only thing that ruined the day was of course, townies.

i was strolling along in preston with alex, when a bunch of about 15 or so townies started walking/mincing/riding ridiculously sized bikes towards us. one of them thought it would be funny to walk into me. he walked towards me, but i stood my ground. i thought "i'm not going to move" and didn't. he didn't move either, and so i hit him with my shoulder, in his townie face. one of his illiterate friends minced towards me, under the dillusion that he could bestow harm upon a guy who has been studying and practising martial arts (unknown to anyone, no-one really asked, 'cept leon), and so the townie, SLAPPED me!! the little git slapped me, a so called man he was as well. i just laughed at him, as he groped at his hand in pain, picking his townie boyfriend off the pavement (he walked into me quitre hard, ko??) and running away. all bunch of them.

ahh, how i laughed, and shouted insults at them. hehe.

so, i vanquished my foe, but no doubt they will be back in numbers, so look out!!

James.

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